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As the First Conclusion tells us, we must not Worship The Joke Cosmic, as it leads to His many Blessings, such as the Holy of Holies Malignant Tumor, the Most Righteous Tornado, and the Great Blessing of Rheumatism.

My beliefs in my Deity require from me to stay clear of your prayers. With great fervor I then proclaim that, if you wish to worship or pray, then do so far away from me!


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As The Joke Cosmic is the One, True Deity, we can only conclude that all divine revelations must originate from The Joke Cosmic. This is The Second Conclusion. Those that do not must, therefore, not be of divine origin.

But The Joke Cosmic only creates such revelations for the sake of The Joke Cosmic. Therefore, all such revelations must be False. Even if we think that, for the goal of the Divine Whim, some kernel of Truth is sewn into the revelation, it cannot possibly be True.

Thus, by The Second Conclusion, all beliefs are False, even the belief in The Joke Cosmic. One could claim to believe in The Joke Cosmic, and in believing disbelieve. All the more evidence of the Divinity of The Joke Cosmic.

By The First and Second Conclusion, we must not worship or believe in the Truth of The Joke Cosmic.


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Upon further reflection, the Loki analogy comes with too much baggage. Instead, I shall refer to this Concept as a Joke, but not just any joke, but one so vast and all encompassing that it can only be Cosmic, the One, True Joke Cosmic, which I may abbreviate as J.C. But then, all this, Is Not Really Important.

The Revelation of the Joke Cosmic also brings forth Conclusions. The First Conclusion is that One does not Worship The Joke Cosmic.

The Joke Cosmic does not need nor desire Worship or Prayer. Indeed, the First Conclusion tells us that in doing so, One brings about the Blessed Attention of The Joke Cosmic. Such Blessings might bring about good luck, but all such things are only for the Entertainment of The Joke Cosmic. For The Joke Cosmic is always Selfish.

Prayer to The Joke Cosmic brings forth its Blessed Lessons, though, which we never desire. One will quickly discover that prayer for material things or deeds might lead to the adage of, “Be careful what you wish for for, because you might get it.” When the Joke Cosmic turns its Eye on you, the only one laughing is The First and Last Laugh.

Worship, then, can also turn The Eye of the Joke Cosmic upon the worshiper.

The Joke Cosmic does not differentiate between thought and words. Thus even silent prayers or the shaping of prayers to The Joke Cosmic might bring forth this Holy Glance.

The best we can do, then, is to outright refuse to worship or pray.


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While discussing an apparent miracle occurrence of resuscitation from the dead, the topic of a deity causing said occurrence came up. I brought forward the question of which deity claimed Responsibility, when the Heavens open’d to my brain and the Divine Reception began.

It came to my attention the origin of All Miracle, All Misfortune, and All Deity. Its source was none other than an entity to which I shall name Loki, but could as well assign the name Coyote or Anansi or Bugs Bunny, for indeed this being desires nor demands any name, nor gender, and so I shall refer to It in a rotating assignment, as meets its nature.

All said Miracles and Misfortunes come from the Font of Loki, in an attempt to confuse and misdirect Humanity in Her pleasure. All forms of Deity are but Loki sewing distrust and clannish conviction between the many peoples. And so His only desire to bring mirth to Itself without concern for those on which such troubles conspire.


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Another project

This coding project is a long going project that I’ve been working on from time to time in the few spare hours I’ve had, and now it’s my top side-home-coding-project. I’ve been studying the general problem, and I think it’s finally in a stable enough form that it can start into real development. There’s still a ton of back-end work just to prove it out.

I’m adding light blog articles on that site just to keep people up with what’s going on over there, if anyone cares.

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